When I grow up, I want to be yours.

"you gotta have a little ghetto in your life"  - khloe kardashian

It’s funny cuz the people who try to grow up the fastest are usually the most immature.

I just want someone who will put up with my shit. 

If I could have my own religion, my God would be a woman, and my bible would be in 7 different books. 

• them: so you have a boyfriend?
• me: well, i have a tumblr...

I’m a generous person, but if you take everything I have, eventually I’ll run out of things to offer.

hi

if i don't post for a while
call the cops & panic
just blame tumblr
or something
cuz i usually queue up if
i know that i'll be away. 

lol ok bye